American Dad’s Smith family suffers a terrible twofer in the episode Poltergasm.
Dungeons & Drag Queens 2015 at The Maltese
I took these photos at The Maltese in Chico’s regular drag show, this one themed “Dungeons & Drag Queens”.
7 Bad Ass Tips on Writing Productively
Writing may be one of the most difficult jobs in the world. No other job is as dangerous or often lethal as writing (to pride at least). Wielding the mighty pen, clashing with paper, defeating just yourself but growing from…
Leveling Up in Life: The Gamer’s Guide to Success
Success is elusive when video games are so much more tempting, but it’s important to achieve success in order to acquire more time for video games. This troubling duality is the essence of life confronted in the Tao. I’m a…
App Ideas That AREN’T Worth Crowdfunding
These days, everyone has a great app idea. Most ideas, however, are complete trash. I’d like to add some to the garbage pile! An app that filters your favorite sitcoms so you don’t see holiday specials. An app that only…
Jerry Seinfeld Wonks on Political Correctness
Jerry Seinfeld lamented the state of political correctness on college campuses today during an ESPN interview with Colin Cowherd. When asked if college students are too sensitive in light of recent claims made by Chris Rock and Larry the Cable…
The Real Problem with Guns
The problem isn’t that guns are in and of themselves a problem, a thorough misconception. When something should be killed, a well-placed shot is absolutely more humane than, say, lethal injection or hanging, and guns are perfect for hunting in…
CHICO, CA – Patrons of Panama Bar Cafe are in for a special treat with the introduction of a startling new garnish. Drink queefing has come to the Northern Valley, freshly imported from our neighbors beside The Bay.
Driving this new fad is Panama bartender Jessie Hughes, her slim frame deceptively harboring a “metric fuckton of fluff”, she beams proudly.
After filling an initial order, Hughes squats approximately three inches above the glass so that her inner labia lightly tickle its rim, and with a flex and a grunt she windsocks a near-solid emission into the drink, giving it a “distinctly savory and memorable” flavor, Hughes says. Also described as “spicy” and “pungent”, it brings new meaning to the old soldier’s adage, “Rather a barmaid’s noxious trench than the battlefield’s.” (more…)
I am a fool.
Like an asshole, I skipped the article once I had the gist and went straight for the comments, only to be shocked by finding yet again that so many others are assholes too, but in a truly repellant way. I had discovered at least twenty males flailing to excuse the aggression suffered by Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn and countless other women online, each fedor’-adorned neck-beard surely brimming with complicated justifications for their decrepit logic.
However, nothing within reason could justify the harassment female gamers or women online in general receive on a regular basis. Ultimately, no argument for tougher skin can hurdle the fact that original fault lies with any instigator, not their victims.
This is a video compilation of celebrity insults from FOX’s hit show Family Guy.
My hubris demanded I create this article after mocking the original I read on Smosh.com. In that anecdote, there is a valuable lesson about what drives us, about how our pride and arrogance can lead to productivity (and perhaps prosperity) and about how much of an asshole I am.
But, rather than get philosophical how about we just get to it and get mean? Here are 20 of Family Guy’s finest celebrity insults:
Continue on for a text breakdown (including more insults omitted from the video):
I’m not going to waste time explaining the appeal of animated GIFs when that image and this link will do, but therein lies their wonder: showing where telling might do. Because they’re so great, I’m going to show you how to make your own animated GIFs from video with the help of the only app that matters, Photoshop.
This is a beginner’s guide for those with little or no experience making animated GIFs.
– Photoshop CS5 or better
– A source video
Size matters, whether you accept it or not. Fortunately, animated GIF sizes vary as unpredictably as wieners so folks generally accept what they get. After eyeballing Senor Gif, BuzzFeed, Giphy, 4chan and Reddit, it seems to me file sizes generally break down as such: (more…)
Drunk History depicts my delusion just before I publish anything.